Life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Sure, but what about blueberries?
...lots and lots of blueberries...
Unlike lemons, blueberries are pretty tasty all by themselves, so my brilliant solution was to eat them.
Such was the case over the past few days, wherein I found myself camped alone amidst a veritable sea of the wild, sweet, cerulean orbs. Easily extending hundreds of yards in all directions right outside my door, and every single one of them ripe and ready to go. It's good to be alive.